Monthly Archives: August 2008

I am not graceful.  Ican’t dance, in fact i can hardly walk without injuring myself.  if there is a disease where people routinely hurt themselves for no good reason, then i have it.  This brings me to why I have two … Continue reading →

Dude is not dead.  This is sad, but there is something else that is.  My toaster.  This is cause for celebration. When I was 19, I moved out, and at the risk of sounding like a counrty song, I went to … Continue reading →

Ok, so I have allergies.  Bad allergies.  I am allergic to everything.  This isn’t usually a problem this late in the summer, because everything is done putting out pollen, and nothing is dying yet.  Unfortunatly, Maine is having the worst … Continue reading →